Smeeton
A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.
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Smeeton FM
Pirate garage radio station hosted by MC B8_spilz and DJ iDle M3rCy playing UK garage, jungle, Old Skool Drum n Bass, and classic gabber mixes
I tuned in to Smeeton FM last thursday and now my 16 year old son has to stay in supported living under constant observation for the saftey of him and those around him
Smeeton FM by echo419monty69 July 19, 2024
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Smeeton • Smeeton FM • Smeaton • skeeton • Skeetonian • Smeeting • Smelton • Smetona • ben smeaton • Ben Smeaton the 2nd
beast of steeton mountain
Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.
beast of steeton mountain by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005
Skeetonian
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.
The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.
Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.
Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012
Smeaton
Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.
Smeaton by registradus December 22, 2014
John Smeaton
John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.
“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
John Smeaton by Gash & Scobie ,Ayr August 2, 2007
Joe Smetona
The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.
Joe Smetona by Kate Larson February 25, 2008
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