Smeeton

A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.

"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"

by fizzwig September 28, 2012

Smeeton FM

Pirate garage radio station hosted by MC B8_spilz and DJ iDle M3rCy playing UK garage, jungle, Old Skool Drum n Bass, and classic gabber mixes

I tuned in to Smeeton FM last thursday and now my 16 year old son has to stay in supported living under constant observation for the saftey of him and those around him

by echo419monty69 July 19, 2024

beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.

Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.

by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005

Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

Smeaton

Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.

Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.

by registradus December 22, 2014

John Smeaton

John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.

“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.

by Gash & Scobie ,Ayr August 2, 2007

Joe Smetona

The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.

Wow, that guy just pulled a Joe Smetona!
He is so Joe Smetona!
What would Joe Smetona do?

by Kate Larson February 25, 2008