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A girl from the hood but don't get it twisted, she is very intelligent. She is pretty and has the potential to be and do anything. Likes to have fun and take risks.
I want to be just like Shelsey.
Shelsey by SweetnessBoobs November 14, 2010
noun.

place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).


Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.
'its a selsey ting blad'

'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person
selsey by blahblahblah May 13, 2005
A way to make the name Kelsey cuter, because it is neccesary. Also known as the aftermath of a queef. Other similar names include Fuckface.
Smelsey! Where are you going, ho?
smelsey by saraislove December 28, 2007
short gorgeous hoe that gets laid every 3 days
Tiffany is such a shelsey!
shelsey by nick and corey May 19, 2008
you are such a skelley
skelley by mister123456 October 31, 2011

skewsey time of the month 

A time of the month where femals are unable to participate in any sexual intercourse other then anal due to their menstruatral cycle.
We had anal last night as it was my Skewsey Time Of The Month.