Smelly Dick

A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.

This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.

Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?

I dunno, smell yo dick to check.

Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.

Smelly Dick by slippery slope February 19, 2015

Smelly Dick

A term used to describe an 18 year old Italian young man named Luke who resides in Melbourne, Australia.
He, unfortunately, on occasions was crippled with the smelling sensation in his area.

"Can you wash your smelly dick. Last time it tasted like piss!"
"Bahahaha, ok babe. I'll bring chocolate body paint."

Smelly Dick by EmDi January 13, 2009

Smelly Dick Test 

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

Smelly Dick Test by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017

smelly-dick-itis

Think about it...

Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis

smelly-dick-itis by metalshredder2 May 16, 2010

Dick smells dick

Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.

I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.

Dick smells dick by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020

Smell-dick 

1. (noun) Badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a knob end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.

"Look at that smell-dick - the scaldy face ginge."
"That's what yer ma said."
"...What?"
"Day-walker..."

Smell-dick by AAAABBBBCCCC September 5, 2007

Smell yo dick

(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman

Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"

Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"

Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"

Smell yo dick by Noam Chumpsky April 27, 2008