Smegma Omlette 

An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.

I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.

Smegma Omlette by Symomolol August 3, 2008

smegma omelette 

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

smegma omelette by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005