smds

tv show resulting from twitter account "Shit My Dad Says"

.....hilarious.

watching smds before i go to sleep.

by uhmmamberrrrr October 25, 2010

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Short term for the use of "suck my dick" phrase. Used popular in messaging.

Mike: You owe me 5 dollars bitch!

Cisco: smd

by The Instant Classic August 1, 2008

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when someone says smd they mean “suck my dick” they use this when u are chatting ab them or u jus hatin on them

“yoo i heard you stink”
“smd !!!”

by zaa 😜 February 23, 2023

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suck my dick

random girl : downgrading men men who dont have cars are ass

me : you can smd bitch

by lildckgrl666 October 12, 2021

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1. share my drink; used when at a party or at any event where there are limited drinks and a lot of people
2. shake(ing) my dick; when shaking your head just isn't enough
3. suck my dick; nuff' said
4. save my dad; when your father is in incredible danger and using full words would just be wasting time
5. sausage my dish; when you would like to be served sausages

1. Hey girl. SMD, its pretty tasty and satisfying.
2. You are so stupid. SMD.
3. SMD!
4. HELP! My dad is dying! SMD!
5. I'm sooo hungry. SMD.

by SallyHansen July 15, 2011

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