smds 

tv show resulting from twitter account "Shit My Dad Says"

.....hilarious.

watching smds before i go to sleep.

smds by uhmmamberrrrr October 25, 2010

SMDS 

Acronym of "Suck My Dirty Sanchez"
If you don't know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, look it up.

SUCK MY SMDS!!!

SMDS by LaLaLaLyssa April 4, 2010

smds

Short term for "shaking my dreads"
Used when something is so wild, dumb, or unbelievable that all you can do is shake your dreads in disbelief. A more stylish version of smh (shaking my head), often used by people with locs, dreads, or just main-character energy.

“Bro said he spent $500 on an NFT of a rock… smds.”
“She really texted ‘wyd’ after ghosting me for a month… smds.”

smds by Catinho October 17, 2025

SMDSMMFD 

Short for, "Suck my dick suck my mother fucking dick."

Dude SMDSMMFD!

SMDSMMFD by Sid the Science Kid June 10, 2011

Smdsp 

We all know what that mean suck my dick slow please, thots be sucking your dicks to fast, take your time and do it slow. That is alll there is to it.

At a party, to the bathroom, pants down suck it slow please, just don’t do it fast people smdsp~suck my dick slow please

Smdsp by GOD~ God of definitions December 10, 2021

SMDSAH 

“Suck my dick, stanky ass hoe” xxx

fuck you you little prick smdsah go squirt your dirty little cumquash into a bush you little fucker

SMDSAH by piss in the woods xxx April 14, 2022