smashed crab face
smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005
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face like a smashed crab
she had a face like a smashed crab!
face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005
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Face like a smashed crab
An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005
Smashed crab faced
Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008
smashed crabface
smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007
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