smash face 

1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)

-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(

smash face by ddeeznuts August 5, 2006

smash face 

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

smash face by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

Smash face 

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

Smash face by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

Smash face ass 

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

Smash face ass by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

Smash your face drunk by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

Smash my face 

a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.

"Come on, gaywad. Smash my face!"

Smash my face by Ryan August 12, 2004

smush-face 

an ugly creature who appears to have been ran over by a school bus and then repeatedly smacked with a shovel

"Oh my God, I look like smush-face!

smush-face by arbmag98 July 23, 2011