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Inherently smart
Putting your smartness into what you do

The doctor embraced his smartestery while performing the complex operation.

smartestery by BZ Majii May 17, 2021

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smartassery

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

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Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

Smartassery by Ellekc December 8, 2010

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smartster

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.

Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.

smartster by smartster March 3, 2015

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Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

Smartassery by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

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smartassery

The state of being a smart ass.

Smartassery is a required by all contributors when adding new words to the Urban Dictionary.

smartassery by SmartAssery December 18, 2012

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smartasseryness

the art of being a 'smart ass'.

The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.

smartasseryness by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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