smart swede 

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

smart swede by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

SmartSweets 

The best tasting candy you'll ever fucking eat.

Dude, I just had SmartSweets. DUDE- You're so lucky.

SmartSweets by marie19824 December 18, 2017