smart shopper Share definition Flag Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search. Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up. smart shopper by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the smart shopper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch