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Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.
Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.
Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie board 

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026