smart cute 

when he calls u dumb cute but your actually smart cute -emiky

emily dumb cute

actually shes smart cute

smart cute by emikyokivia December 8, 2019

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie board 

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

Shartcuterie board by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024