small business owner

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
by d'rof71 March 04, 2008
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Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.
Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.
by Cassidy. August 04, 2016
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