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small beans 

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.
The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.
small beans by the riverside June 19, 2025

GO ON SMALL BEANS

A WAY OF CHEERING SOMEONE ON WHO IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD
MAN 1 : OMG I GOT A TRIPLE

MAN 2 : GO ON SMALL BEANS!

small bean regarder 

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls
you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder
small bean regarder by Stu February 7, 2004

Emmy Is a Small bean 

There is not much you can say besides Emmy Is a Small Bean!
You would say Emmy Is a Small Bean!

Small Adorable Bean 

A really cute girl(usually really short), she usually will have a an adorable voice, and has a super cute face. She won't grow past 5'2, but thats okay because everyone loves her anyway
Nakita over there is super short and cute! I bet shes a small adorable bean!!
She has to be!
Small Adorable Bean by Blazer2414 November 3, 2019

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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