smacks the pony
euphemistic phrase for the female masturbation.
smacks the pony by zeuS9r July 7, 2007
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smack the pony
smack the pony by dothehustle May 24, 2006
smack the pony
The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.
Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."
smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020
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Smack the pony by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017
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