Definitions by Greg-K

MERF 

Male Exclusionary Radical Feminist, a feminist who takes the position that people of the male sex (people whose xy chromosomes signify them as being genetically male) should, by default, be excluded from spaces and sports etc. that are designated for females.

MERFs specifically claim the right to exclude males from provisions designated for females, though MERFs may still encourage and support the safe and sensitive inclusion of all natal males in other forms of provision.

Though often wrongly described as TERFs, MERFs object to the entry of any male into spaces and sports.. designated for females.
They're not even that radical.

MERF by Greg-K August 19, 2023

Sussex 

The historic county of England where, like elsewhere, most people dislike the prince and his wife.

What do people in Sussex think about the prince and his wife?
We don't typically like them!

Sussex by Greg-K February 28, 2023

give a Teacup Yorkie's shit 

Care minimally about something.

She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it

give a Teacup Yorkie's shit by Greg-K May 19, 2022

smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020