slutsgiving 

A date that occurs around or on Halloween where women dress questionably and men enjoy the scenery.

Joe to Brad. "A naughty cop, slutty pirate and busty nurse just walked in the front door."

Brad: "Happy Slutsgiving, my friend."

slutsgiving by Bartender Brad October 28, 2017

Slapsgiving 

A holiday; the one day each year we set aside to get together and give slaps.

Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.

"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"

"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"

Slapsgiving by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007

Slothgiving 

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

Slothgiving by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016