slutsgiving 

A date that occurs around or on Halloween where women dress questionably and men enjoy the scenery.

Joe to Brad. "A naughty cop, slutty pirate and busty nurse just walked in the front door."

Brad: "Happy Slutsgiving, my friend."

slutsgiving by Bartender Brad October 28, 2017

Slapsgiving 

A holiday; the one day each year we set aside to get together and give slaps.

Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.

"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"

"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"

Slapsgiving by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007

Slothgiving 

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

Slothgiving by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016