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King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.
After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!
slut king by HAPTK January 30, 2015
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cum slut king 

when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny
"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"
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Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

Burger King Gutter Slut 

A Dirty Diseased Girl, Who's been everywhere with everyone, that let you "Have it your Way"
Heather is quite a burger king gutter slut.

Isn't Steph a burger king gutter slut.