slut king

King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.

After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!

slut king by HAPTK January 30, 2015

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cum slut king

when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny

"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"

cum slut king by rory owo May 13, 2020

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Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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Burger King Gutter Slut

A Dirty Diseased Girl, Who's been everywhere with everyone, that let you "Have it your Way"

Heather is quite a burger king gutter slut.

Isn't Steph a burger king gutter slut.

Burger King Gutter Slut by hennessey413 October 4, 2009

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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