slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis September 20, 2007

slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021