slurp monkey 

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

slurp monkey by The Stiffis October 3, 2007

slurp monkey 

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

slurp monkey by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021

Slumpmonkey

(noun), pertaining to an individual employed for the express purpose of testing the physical properties of fresh concrete. This is a generally derogatory term, used in the construction industry to describe construction special inspectors, and implies a lack of sophistication and experience with such work.

Construction Superintendent: "We've got concrete to pour and the damned slumpmonkey is holding us up."

Experienced concrete inspector to trainee: "Don't talk back to me, you're just a damned slumpmonkey."

Slumpmonkey by JT Prince June 3, 2009