slug burp

When a low velocity load of semen dribbles out of the penis. Opposite of juice missile.

I took aim and readied my juice missile for her eye- but it ended up being a slug burp and I made a mess all over myself.

by iplowedwendy January 15, 2014

slug burp

When your stomach makes a weird sound after you ate a ton of food.
Opposite of your stomach growling when you're hungry.

I got a slug burp

by Unpublished September 6, 2016

Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug

A simple idiotic dumbass; someone who never gets it, whatever it may be; someone who'll continue to argue with you, even when they've been proven wrong

Trust me...you'll know when to use it "Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug"

by Wrcoach April 11, 2008