slowik

a very famous russian blood line, very attractive, and good with politics, women and sex, also known as "Slovik"

The Slowiks are very prestigious.

by Luke Wasakt June 26, 2008

Slowik

a man or a boy who mainly enjoys consumeing human fecal matter, often refered to as people poop.

a fecitarian know to the common man as slowik

by Handi Capstal February 23, 2009

slowicide

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

Dirty Slowinski

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.

Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 3, 2012

slowicide

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

Slowking

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

slowicide

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008