slowik

a very famous russian blood line, very attractive, and good with politics, women and sex, also known as "Slovik"

The Slowiks are very prestigious.

slowik by Luke Wasakt June 26, 2008

Slowik

a man or a boy who mainly enjoys consumeing human fecal matter, often refered to as people poop.

a fecitarian know to the common man as slowik

Slowik by Handi Capstal February 23, 2009

slowicide 

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

slowicide by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

Dirty Slowinski 

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.

Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

Dirty Slowinski by TYLERS A CHUNK 69 October 3, 2012

slowicide 

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

slowicide by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

Slowking 

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

Slowking by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

slowicide 

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

slowicide by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008