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slow roll 

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When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.
Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second

player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
slow roll by V0b0 December 18, 2009
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Slow Roll 

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When a person seeking an answer is perpetually put off, usually by having to answer subsequent questions given consecutively, before his original question may be answered.
Before leaving, Fred's boss Allen executed a perfect slow roll maneuver, delaying Fred's departure by asking made up questions, the answers of which Fred had to find before Allen would allow Fred to depart.
Slow Roll by Fairly Frustrated January 12, 2010

Slow Roll 

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A slow harassing stare by means of wheeled transportation.A deliberate and persistant attempt to harass a work force.
Foreman Rodney stared at me as he began his slow roll on his Ez-Go to harass me as I worked diligently.
Slow Roll by bigeasyone September 19, 2009

Slow Roll 

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When you are having sex really fast and you want it slow.
"Slow your roll" "Slow Roll it for a sec"
Slow Roll by xMontex January 4, 2009

Slow Roll 

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An average of 38+ km/h
Scott Henshaw got on the front of the bunch and did a "slow roll"
Slow Roll by Exchange August 10, 2015

Husker Slow Roll 

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When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences
Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.
Husker Slow Roll by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019

slow your roll 

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Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.
"Yo dawg, you better slow your roll fool."
slow your roll by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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