slow face 

it means u so slow dat u got da slow look on yo face,like u lost or somethin.

you slow face a$$ idiota!

slow face by Tenisha January 19, 2005

Slow Face 

A straight man who gives or receives oral sex from another straight man but neither are homosexual.

"Did you know Ryan and Mark are both slow faced?"

"Mark is totally slow faced he gave Ryan a blow job on the way to his girlfriends house?"

Slow Face by slowfacedatBK August 9, 2009

Slow faceted 

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

Slow faceted by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

slowface 

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.

"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."

slowface by The Bros October 11, 2004