Slow Bag 

a person(usually a male) who is being slow and stupid

“vins_fire is a slow bag”

Slow Bag by roguemystical October 21, 2020

Slow-bag 

v. To t-bag a person in a video game using slow up and down movements, or the slow sweeping t-bagging of a killed adversary in video games.

Phi Phenom just slow-bagged my dead body after team killing me. grr.

Slow-bag by Phi Phenom April 25, 2011

slowbag 

Someone who is conspicuously slow and gets right in front of you at the absolute worst time. A combination of "slow" and "douchebag."

(On the Long Island Expressway) "This fuckin' slowbag is gonna make me miss the first pitch!"

slowbag by Porgmundr May 23, 2023

slowbag 

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.

"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."

slowbag by ljak November 22, 2021

slowbag 

1. An annoying douchebag who goes too slow and blocks your way.

2. A compound contraction of "slow" and "douchebag." It voices irritation.

"This slowbag is gonna make me late for work again!"

slowbag by ljak November 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020