Slothgile

When your organization is as agile as a sloth

Those corporates are so slothgile, it takes ages to deliver something

by Clydee May 22, 2018

Slothliness

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

slothlike

Being, acting, or feeling like a sloth. Lazy, tired, inactive, slow.

"I need to go to the gym tonight, I'm feeling quite slothlike."

by __meg__ December 7, 2004

SLOTHLETE

To be a professional sloth.

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.

by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004

Slothgiving

On November 24th, its a day to give thanks to the sloth culture and the slothKing for his sacrifices for us. Most sloths eat poontang on this day.

Let's feast on this wonderful Slothgiving.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

slothie

When you crap in your hand and smear it on someones face hwen their sleeping. You can also give them a teabag or arabian goggles

ben was being a bitch so hwen he was sleeping i had diarreah and gave him the worst slothie of his life!!!

by lil dreidel December 10, 2004

Slothiness

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch

Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.

by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011