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a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"

The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.

sloppy walrus by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

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Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

Sloppy Walrus by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

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Sloppy Walrus

When you are getting some head from your girl and you finish in between her two front teeth and her top lip. Then
you let your "special sauce" drip down from her front teeth giving the appearance of walrus tusks.

Boy: Dude she just gave me the best BJ last night and she finished it up with the Sloppy Walrus.
Boy 2: Damn dude your so lucky.
Boy: I know right.

Sloppy Walrus by Joemoma278 December 5, 2018

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Sloppy Elephant Walrus

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..

Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

Sloppy Elephant Walrus by Bwanab August 1, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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