by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010

A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.
by Krunk Palace April 19, 2008

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019
