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sloppy hog 

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
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Sloppy Hogan 

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
Sloppy Hogan by TotalLoser December 2, 2011

Sloppydog 

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.
Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.
Sloppydog by Nettled June 4, 2004

Sloppydog 

Sloppydog by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Sloppydog 

Sloppy dog will kill you if you dont stfu
Sloppydog by Anonymous April 17, 2003