Sloppy Beef 

When the foreskin of a man, is a little too long, and a lot a dirty.

Yo, I was hooking up with Craig last night and he had MAD Sloppy Beef. I ran outta there in 2 seconds flat

Sloppy Beef by Anony9 June 21, 2020

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

sloppy beef curtains by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

sloppy roast beef 

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips.

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.

sloppy roast beef by Jerry Jelinek May 27, 2008

Slippy Beef 

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

Slippy Beef by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008