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Slow phone.

The most highly regarded term an SLC agent can receive.

This one word will instantly brighten your day, especially on your darkest of days.
ALMOST impossible to turn down, some even call it call center crack.
DO NOT MESSAGE OR EMAIL ASKING FOR IT, YOU WILL GET IT WHEN WE CAN
"All aboard the SLOPH train! She departs in 5min!"
"Ayo, you tryna SLOPH it up?"
Incorrect usage: "Hey WFM, I'll take a SLOPH when possible"
"Hey WFM, can I get a SLOPH?"
Sloph by LysergicBumo October 9, 2021
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Slopfest 

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.
We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.
Slopfest by deagan September 21, 2012

Slopcopter 

Me: She gave me slopcopter last night.

My friend: Lucky!

Daily slop 

When a furry youtuber upload a react video to Youtube.
Pyrocynical upload daily slop on his pyrolive channel
Daily slop by Georgelopezz April 21, 2023
To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know
school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach
slope off by bigJ312-94 November 4, 2009

Cope Slope 

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.
The Admiral Kuznetsov is fitted with a cope slope

Slop Show 

Used to describe a) a person who is so hammered they can't speak, walk, or basically do anything other than puke, or b) a party in which several people are puking all over the place
a) "Shit, Heather was a major slop show last night!"
b) "Hey did you go to Dave's party?"
"Yeah man, there was puke everywhere, it was a total slop show."
Slop Show by Nairnsy27 February 9, 2006