Slow phone.

The most highly regarded term an SLC agent can receive.

This one word will instantly brighten your day, especially on your darkest of days.
ALMOST impossible to turn down, some even call it call center crack.
DO NOT MESSAGE OR EMAIL ASKING FOR IT, YOU WILL GET IT WHEN WE CAN
"All aboard the SLOPH train! She departs in 5min!"
"Ayo, you tryna SLOPH it up?"
Incorrect usage: "Hey WFM, I'll take a SLOPH when possible"
"Hey WFM, can I get a SLOPH?"
by LysergicBumo October 9, 2021
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