slop tard 

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.

slop tard by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

sloptardism by _mlp_ January 10, 2019

sloptard 

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

sloptard by dpmoney August 5, 2012

sloptardism

Being a sloptard, or performing sloptardish actions can be seen as being so obnoxious that everyone in the room would see you as so including yourself.

Did you hear about the party last week? John took sloptardism to a new level!

sloptardism by Craigg Hefner March 24, 2020