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dong slong 

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can
dong slong by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Song Dong 

Someone who listens to shit music
“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”
Song Dong by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

Sling Dong 

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.
Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

poopy shlong dong 

When your poop is long as a penis.
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

shlong dong 

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.
shlong dong by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008