Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.

Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

poopy shlong dong

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

by poopoocakes June 13, 2023

shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008