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slobbergoating
To excessively ramble on and on about banal, annoying shit in an effort to sound extra-intelligent, or to impress one's peers. Indulgant 'name dropping' is one of the hallmark characteritics of a stage-5 slobbergoater, especially if the said name drop is totally unsolicited and incorporated into normal conversation in an effort to glorify the existence of the individual dropping the name. References to obscure- or just plain bad- literature, academia, film, or other cultural artifacts is another hallmark.
(at a party)
Example I-
Person One: "Hey, how are you?"
Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."
Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"
Example II-
Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"
Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
Example I-
Person One: "Hey, how are you?"
Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."
Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"
Example II-
Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"
Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
slobbergoating by finchie84 August 25, 2006
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