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Slippery Sam 

While a girl shower's you jizz on the floor so when she steps out she slips and falls in seamen
"Dude my girlfriend pissed me off so when she showered i gave her the Slippery Sam"

"Awesome"

"Yeah, she cracked her head though"
Slippery Sam by Rob-e January 1, 2008

Slippery Samson 

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
Slippery Samson by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

Slippery Sammy 

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell

SlipperySauce14 

A dahoodian that is really bad at the roblox game Da Hood. Often calls people POGIS, NO-NAMES, UNKNOWN, NEWGENS AND LOCKER
SlipperySauce14 is such a locker
SlipperySauce14 by uwuvik July 28, 2022