slippery bag
slippery bag by amster1999 December 17, 2023
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Slippery sleeping bag
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."
He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
Slippery sleeping bag by JFromH May 15, 2009
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Slippery Sleeping Bag
Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
Slippery Sleeping Bag by amnsiac May 15, 2009
slippery bagel
When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
slippery bagel by Woaks May 29, 2018
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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