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Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

slippery bagel 

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
slippery bagel by Woaks May 29, 2018