slim dickins

1) Limited or no females to copulate with.

2) The absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.

1) -"Justyn, how has your sex life been?"

- "Not too good man, it's really slim dickins out there"

2) -"This party has no good looking girls! It's slim dickins tonight."

by MageMasher07 November 16, 2013

Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

slim dickin's

a dude with no self-esteem and a skinny penis

"He hates himself so much, call him slim dickin's"

by luropex August 22, 2017