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slide jack by DQJ June 2, 2018
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sidejacked
(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.
Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?
sidejacked by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009
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Sidejack
Masturbating using only one arm in a very animated fashion while laying on your side. This renders the other arm useless.
"Did you see Jer on the floor while those two chicks were getting it on?"
"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"
"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"
Sidejack by Side Jack The Ripper March 15, 2011
sidejacked
When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.
sidejacked by madmikeone July 3, 2008
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)