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sidejacked 

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.
Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?
Masturbating using only one arm in a very animated fashion while laying on your side. This renders the other arm useless.
"Did you see Jer on the floor while those two chicks were getting it on?"

"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"

sidejacked 

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.
I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.
sidejacked by madmikeone July 3, 2008

Nichole jacklyne slime 

Slime made by Nichole jacklyne is the best slime In the world
I love Nichole jacklyne slime is the best slime!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026