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sleeping giant 

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.
Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".
sleeping giant by CyberJake July 26, 2005
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Sleeping Giant 

A sleeping giant is a strong faithful christian who is "sleeping" or hiding. He/she could influence so many people but chooses to stay silent.
The sleeping giant kept quiet about his religion.
Sleeping Giant by Ryan Escochea February 16, 2009

sleeping giant 

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.
Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.
sleeping giant by CyberJake August 15, 2005

sleeping giant 

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.
See awaken a sleeping giant

Sleeping Giant 

Since yawning has been proven contagious, the Sleeping Giant is both a pleasurable and scientifically correct experience.

The Sleeping Giant, is when you Yawn in the presence of a attractive female, preferably a blonde for they are born with a much larger throat capacity than the average woman. You wait for this woman to be afflicted by the yawning bug, once afflicted her mouth will be 100% open, her eyes closed tightly, and her jaw tilted upwards slightly. Now, seize the moment, and insert your penis into her drowsy wonder cave (Mouth). With your penis now resting softly on the top of her tongue, you have successfully created a Sleeping Giant, literally.

-Also known in the Asian community, as "Yawning Dragon, angry Egg roll."
"Man, I had to yawn for 37 minutes last night before I hit that bitch with a Sleeping Giant."

Sleeping Giant Middle School 

Shit hole of a school where people only care about who they are dating or popularity. The boys there are all basic and same with the girls. You cant forget that bitch that crys when she is told to write her name.
Oh you go to Sleeping Giant Middle School? I'm sorry.

awaken a sleeping giant 

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.
Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.
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