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Skeet Sleep 

When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.
John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.

Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!
Skeet Sleep by MisterBasto October 22, 2008

sleet skeet 

to ejaculate as you exit an airplane thus allowing the ejaculate to freeze as it travels towards Earth
Alex: What are you doing man?
Timbo: *unzips pants* Imma bout to sleet skeet all over those peeps below *jumps out of plane*
Alex: AWWWW snap son!
sleet skeet by showmonkeyT October 6, 2011

stager sheet sleep method 

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

skeet sleet 

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.
"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"
skeet sleet by bingofuel September 22, 2016