slaying dragons

Having sex with an ugly chick during a dry streak just to get your bird wet.

sometimes you gotta be slaying dragons before you can save any princesses.

by Moofrogio September 02, 2012

slaying dragons

Taking a girls virginity.

Jimbo: Slay any dragons this weekend bud?
Bud: Yeah, me and Claire got frisky in the back of my Labaron. Then we had sex. So yeah I was slaying dragons this weekend.

by Jake M2009 May 16, 2008

slaying dragons

To kill time doing nothing

Man, we just spent an hour slaying dragons

by Streamie January 04, 2008

Slaying dragons

A euphemism for having sex that originated on the Facebook fan page: RIP Severus Snape; The Bravest Man I've Ever Known after an admin said he was slaying dragons with his admin girlfriend.

Blaise and Astoria were slaying dragons last night for five hours.

by Lily the Admin February 11, 2012

Slaying the Dragon

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.

Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.

by _LG_ January 23, 2006

Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

by Pillowman February 14, 2016

slay the dragon

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.

by jallen69 February 04, 2009