Noun. A long-winded ramble, usually about acquaintances and their inner-circle dramas. These kind of rambles are often so repetitive and circular that one could leave the conversation and come back later, having not missed anything.

"He was totally giving a full slashy, and I went to get some coffee. I came back and I don't think he noticed I was gone."

Slashy by Runkachunk August 20, 2013

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Slashy McSlash-Slash

A self-harmer.

Also can refer to an emo girl who is commonly found sleeping with her best friend. Who happens to be homosexual.

Person A: Oh my god, look at Slashy McSlash-Slash, her arms are bleeding again.
Person B: God, she's so emo.

Slashy McSlash-Slash by Gerwyn June 10, 2007

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Walking W

Slashy_12 Never missed in his life he is a walking w

Slashy_12 by Dylantt February 23, 2022

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Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

Slash N’ Dash by DankPods February 21, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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