slashquit

to slash your wrist or other vital areas and quit at life another word for suicide by cutting

Sally was so tired with her boring life she just had to slashquit.

by hobohunterB January 10, 2009

sasquit

a massive shit in the pants accompanied by a burnt hair smell. Some times containing dingleberrys or tangles with ass crack hair.

Dang - did she just sasquit herself?

by Juju bean May 19, 2006

Sasquitch

A female sasquatch. Usually found wandering the Pacific northwest. Sometimes encountered with a male Sasquatch. Together they would be known as a SASQUATCH and his SQUITCH or his SQUITCHES.
They are known to travel in packs. Protecting their offspring. Known as SQUATCHLINGS. The squatchlings lose their baby feet while young. The sasquitch protects them while their BIGFOOT grows in. Common knowledge in WA..

DUDE CHECK IT OUT! It's a Sasquatch!...
NO! It's got tits.. It's a SASQUITCH. DUH! Lookout, she might have some Squatchlings around.
Did you see that Sasquatch? He had 2 SQUITCHES with him.. HIGH 5!

by Lance Bigfoot September 28, 2005

Sasquitch

The plural of microwave

We are going to heat up enough Super Noodles for sixty people in the sasquitch.

by Hannah Thompson November 2, 2006

Smashquatch

(Smash-quatch) A slang term designated to refer to a large/fat girl who is known for whorish acts

Man did you see the smashquatch he brought home last night?

by LolaBunnyyy September 4, 2016

Sasquitch

Noun. A juvenile sasquatch

I saw a female sasquatch and her male sasquitch in the forest

by Smokinjoe90 December 23, 2022

slamsquittle

Being rear-ended in a car so badly that it feels like the fluids from the car have been inserted into you via enema.

That idiot didn't use his brakes. His truck slamsquittled my car so badly that I nearly spat out gasoline.

by Careonvan November 18, 2022