Sasquitch

A female sasquatch. Usually found wandering the Pacific northwest. Sometimes encountered with a male Sasquatch. Together they would be known as a SASQUATCH and his SQUITCH or his SQUITCHES.
They are known to travel in packs. Protecting their offspring. Known as SQUATCHLINGS. The squatchlings lose their baby feet while young. The sasquitch protects them while their BIGFOOT grows in. Common knowledge in WA..

DUDE CHECK IT OUT! It's a Sasquatch!...
NO! It's got tits.. It's a SASQUITCH. DUH! Lookout, she might have some Squatchlings around.
Did you see that Sasquatch? He had 2 SQUITCHES with him.. HIGH 5!

Sasquitch by Lance Bigfoot September 28, 2005

Sasquitch

The plural of microwave

We are going to heat up enough Super Noodles for sixty people in the sasquitch.

Sasquitch by Hannah Thompson November 2, 2006

Sasquitch

Noun. A juvenile sasquatch

I saw a female sasquatch and her male sasquitch in the forest

Sasquitch by Smokinjoe90 December 23, 2022

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Sasquatch by streetwhiz May 16, 2009

sasquatch homies 

Seven horny teenagers who live in Hawaii and people think they're intimidating when really they're just seven losers who cry over cute boys.

The seven Sasquatch homies are: Jessica, Donnamel, Kira, Ki'i, Karly, Sara, and Kiley.
They are seven best friends who love each other so much. It's probably the best friendship you'll ever encounter.

Started on January 21, 2013 with just six members but on June 16, 2013 Ki'i joined and they became the best of friends what anyone could ever have!
Oh, and on November 21, 2013 Calum Thomas Hood dm'd Donnamel "what are Sasquatch homies" when she asked him to join.
Jessica is still trying to convince Luke Hemmings to join the Sasquatch homies as well.

"What are Sasquatch homies"
"Lol okay, Calum"

sasquatch homies by Hammahdolo_808 November 22, 2013