Neil-Iger's definitions

slash'n'burn

Nasty dose of chlamydia that inflames the urethra. The necessity to pass urine causes excruciating pain, hence when you go for a 'slash' against a brick wall, it burns like you wouldn't believe!

'Mate, I'd stay well away from those Thai hookers of i were you. Last trip to Pattaya was a God-awful experience!'
'Why, what happened? You get drugged and robbed or something?'
'Nope. Caught slash'n'burn.'
'Oh, My Buddha, that's Nasty!'

by Neil-Iger October 4, 2013

Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.

"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"

by Neil-Iger January 8, 2022