slapinson

A real jerk.

I worked with a guy that was a real slapinson. He caused the company to go bankrupt.

by Wayne E. Wooks June 9, 2004

Clapinson

A male characterised by an almost compulsive desire to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger lines or make groaning noises in the style of the Austrian bodybuilder. Clapinsons are also known to quote lines from the popular British comedy 'Extras' such as "is he having a laff?"

That guy is a total Clapinson.

by MC91342 December 27, 2009

SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014