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slang bank 

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
slang bank by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021
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slang bank 

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
slang bank by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021

slang bank 

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
slang bank by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021

slang bank 

your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. urbdic is basically a general bank, but everyone also has their own. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea

You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?

you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?

You: always been lit.
slang bank by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021
When your buddy suddenly rapes your mind with an orgy of urban dictionary references and ghetto street creed to get you out of the picture so he can pick up some hot tail.
Guy 1: “Word! dawg. Peep that dope, five-finger shorty...two o’clock. Mmm, straight rollin’ strapped wit some back! woo! Girl got me bustin’ a hard-o-tack, melty like a full blown heteropheliac. Betta git in where you fit in jack, cause this car don’t ride three deep.”

Waiter: "Table for one?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."
Slangbang by Your liberator January 21, 2011

slangbanging 

Slangbanging: When you and your friends are so down with the urbandictionary that your pimped it out so free and concise that you are true representin' the Urban Slang Language and no body around you can understand what your saying; it's over thier head, but to you & your friends it's natural and usual.

Chinesebanging: when a group of chinese people are around you and they are all talking chinese and laughing and it's over YOUR head. so etc... japbanging.

Driritive word: Langbanging
The kinko's in the hall were blistered cause we were slangbanging and freestyling the urban over their head, they were crained ( overloaded in thier brain). Let's just keep writing and reading the urbandictionary, dawgs.

Hey, guys, we're in the mall; lets go slangbanging through the hangs and see if anyone is urban elite.

Slangbanger 

Someone who uses modern slang terms (usually those primarily used on discord or similar) to such a degree that they are unintelligible to anyone who is not terminally online, common traits of slangbangers include:

Being a schrödingers douchebag
Making offensive jokes for no reason other than to get a reaction out of people
Defending anything and everything they say to the death no matter how little it deserves to be defended
Having a huge ego
Believing they are much more intelligent than they actually are
Using gaslighting to make people believe they are only joking
Being willing to do immoral actions (IE, SCAMMING) for their personal benefit

Having an incredibly short temper
Excessively using dark/edgy humor
Talking to them feels like speaking to a brick wall
Being terminally online
Constantly huffing copium to convince themselves theyre never the asshole in any situation

These people are also usually schrödingers douchebags, though this is not always the case. In general, stay as far away from these people as you can manage, they are commonly found on websites that offer anonymity and/or lack moderation, especially discord and 4chan.
Normal person: i quite like the concept here, though i feel it could be executed better if yo-
Slangbanger: omg bro i use pepo like u as cumsocks for my hard ass dick fr
Normal person: wtf is wrong with you
Slangbanger: bro why did u say that to me, are u autistic? Pepo nowadays cant take a joke fr L + ratio + stay mad + cry about it + bozo + pinged owner
Slangbanger by Terminalonline January 14, 2023