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slandkeater

a "noun-verb" meaning "PLANE LEAVES". It's the epitome of a text messaging faux-pas where you're not looking at the keys when you're sending a message and the word or message you write is completely unrelated to what you want to say.
I am still on the train and my slandkeater (plane leaves) in forty-five minutes!

What time does your slandkeater on Friday?
slandkeater by Travis the Emu October 9, 2007
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slandkeater

a "noun-verb" meaning "PLANE LEAVES".
I am still on the train and my slandkeater (plane leaves) in forty-five minutes!

What time does your slandkeater on Friday?
slandkeater by Travis the Emu October 3, 2007
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Sandeater 

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.
Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”
Sandeater by Razak June 11, 2018

Sandeater 

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person1: “oh my gosh you saved my life, you’re a sandeater!”
person2: “no problem!”
Sandeater by Sand eater December 30, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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