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Babe, can you save me a slammy jammy!
by Tha Funky DL March 10, 2016
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StuCo Slammy Jammy

Also known as a “StuCo Slam”, this is when an individual is elected onto Student Council five years in a row and serves as Grade 8 Rep, Grade 9 Rep, Grade 10 Rep, Vice President (when in Grade 11) and President (when in Grade 12). Very rare and difficult to do, but an immense honour.
Person 1: “Whoa! Indie is so cool!”
Person 2: “Yeah she is! Did you hear that she completed a StuCo Slammy Jammy?”
Person 3: “No way! That is super impressive!!”
by Affordablesquishyshoe November 2, 2020
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Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.
by The saltine July 20, 2017
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Slamma Jammd

A period of drunkeness where one can no longer comprehend what is going on. A peson who is slamma jammd has slurred speech and can barely stand. Slamma Jammd can also be used to describe a person who shouldn't drive because they are too drunk, however it is funny to joke about said person driving.
O MY GOD I AM SOOOOO FUCKING SLAMMA JAMMD RIGHT NOW!!!! IM TOTALLY GOOD TO DRIVE!!!
by sambat2000 September 11, 2009
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slamma jamma

commonly refers to a woman who has a great amount of sex with a large assortment of men. her meat curtains are always inhabited with a different male. the word comes from the term being "slammed", in the sense of Dwight Howard of teh Magic
D:yo jared have you seen that girl down the hall?
Jared: no, but i could hear her gettin slammed, i'm definitely staying away from that slamma jamma, because i don't want to catch what all those guys have
by d14george December 18, 2008
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slamma jamma ding dong

See Air Jordan before you read this!



putting more force into an Air Jordan. your supposed to break the bitches nose!
" I slamma jamma ding donged that girl so hard she got 2 black eyes"
by Justin F January 12, 2005
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Slamma Jamma

A term coined by someone who does not exist
person 1: "Haha slamma jamma am I right?"

person 2: "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about"
by Alchemancer December 21, 2021
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