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skyla jo 

She is the most perfect girl the you could ever meet. When she walks into any room she simple lights it up with her sheer beauty. Breathtaking. You have to be careful sometimes, because with great beauty comes great consequences. Guys have eyes too and they can sense a 10/10 from a mile away. So always stay on guard!!! If she falls in love with you, you must protect her! She will take care of you and act as if its nothing however, these little things is where you can feel her love. For example, when she always feeds you while eating.

Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.
Hey it's Skyla Jo! Let's not talk to her unless I am a female because she's taken.
skyla jo by skylaisqueen September 20, 2018
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Skylar Johnston 

A big fagot that always thinks that he is better than every body
Skylar Johnston by Adeptbubbles539 November 29, 2018

Skylar Jones 

Skylar is a beautiful young girl who loves to meet new people. She has lots of friends but gets a lot of fights. She usually has blonde hair and blue eyes but it can be different . She’s very nice and outgoing. But when you first meet her she is shy but then when you get to know her she’s very loud and friendly. She loves her friends and getting lots of fights with them but she usually makes up with them. she struggles at home but makes him like she isn’t having any problems. She wants people to know that she’s OK even though she’s not. She just wants people to remember that she is not always OK but she will be .
Skylar jones is a loving person.
Skylar Jones by SkylarJones09 October 14, 2018
every guy's best friend, adorb glasses and green eyes.

she could light up your day or burn it down depending on how you look at her.

sorry man she is still in love with her ex. maybe another time.

she turns to being a guys friend normally because she likes staying out of drama, but boy if you piss her off she is the drama queen.... run!!

but overall she's an amazing person who likes memes and food.

most of Skylajos have blonde hair and sometimes strawberry blonde.

Seems like a hoe, (cause she is one) but she is very trustable if she cares for you

She would take a bullet for the ones she loves but is she hates you she would be the one shooting the bullet.
damn honayyyyy u gots urself a skylajo
skylajo by skyskyskywusheres November 13, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026