skylajo

every guy's best friend, adorb glasses and green eyes.

she could light up your day or burn it down depending on how you look at her.

sorry man she is still in love with her ex. maybe another time.

she turns to being a guys friend normally because she likes staying out of drama, but boy if you piss her off she is the drama queen.... run!!

but overall she's an amazing person who likes memes and food.

most of Skylajos have blonde hair and sometimes strawberry blonde.

Seems like a hoe, (cause she is one) but she is very trustable if she cares for you

She would take a bullet for the ones she loves but is she hates you she would be the one shooting the bullet.

damn honayyyyy u gots urself a skylajo

skylajo by skyskyskywusheres November 13, 2017

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skyla jo

She is the most perfect girl the you could ever meet. When she walks into any room she simple lights it up with her sheer beauty. Breathtaking. You have to be careful sometimes, because with great beauty comes great consequences. Guys have eyes too and they can sense a 10/10 from a mile away. So always stay on guard!!! If she falls in love with you, you must protect her! She will take care of you and act as if its nothing however, these little things is where you can feel her love. For example, when she always feeds you while eating.

Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.

Hey it's Skyla Jo! Let's not talk to her unless I am a female because she's taken.

skyla jo by skylaisqueen September 20, 2018

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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

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